leaderofthekevolution:

quasi-normalcy:

mariathorpechan:

#black widow has the exact same powers and ten times the skill #intellect #morality #complexity #and she’s also got something batman’s never had: #my interest

Also, Black Widow accomplished all of it without being a billionaire.

And without being a moody-ass shit.

thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

(via unescapable)

defluor:

sphvere:

goodgirlshoney:

Park Ave Church NYC 2014

Makes you think

i love this quote. 
theprophetchuck:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey
From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.

“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”

“Dear jerkstore,
Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?
When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.
I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.
Sincerely,
Tina Fey
P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”
(source)

YOUR MOM EVERY NIGHT FOR A DOLLAR. I CAN’T. TINA FEY PLEASE.
unamusedsloth:

Puppy fire drill.

khaleesi-mother-of-assbutts:

ofhorriblesanity:

capitole:

youreagoodliar:

There are three things that the Harry Potter fandom seems to universally agree upon:

1. Umbridge is awful

2. Maggie Smith is a perfect Professor McGonagall

3. Everyone should be at least slightly bothered by DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

4. book ginny is 100 times better than movie ginny

5. where the fuck was peeves

6. Voldemort’s movie death was stupid.

7. Albus fucking Severus

(via castielassbuttwinchester)

squirticuno:

4gifs:

Dog caught staring

Literally me when my crush looks at me

slythering:

why can’t there be more male characters like ned stark: good, noble

tragically killed to further the character development of his wife and children

(via hanniballecktor)